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your husband is screwing my wife
Posted by: PJM99 (5519) on 2011-10-13 15:54:06 In Reply to: what's the biggest lie you've told a chick to get laid? posted by Dirty Sanchez on 2011-10-13 13:52:54	Share \| Report

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what's the biggest lie you've told a chick to get laid? - Dirty Sanchez 2011-10-13 13:52:54 (203 views)
- tell me about yourself ... - JoeVane 2011-10-13 20:01:40 (28 views)
- I don't believe I've ever told a lie to get laid. - EighTT 2011-10-13 19:48:03 (22 views)
- i'm not lyin' - slacker 2011-10-13 15:56:54 (29 views)
- your husband is screwing my wife - PJM99 2011-10-13 15:54:06 (30 views)
- it won't inconvenience you at all - Zoomer 2011-10-13 15:37:13 (46 views)
- youre absolutely right. - snostarr 2011-10-13 15:05:52 (36 views)
  - lol - imnotsean 2011-10-13 15:35:47 (25 views)
  - wiNNAr^^^ - tazerproof 2011-10-13 15:28:16 (27 views)
- "if i were an astronaut, i'd be all over your moon" - schnellmb_heart attack 2011-10-13 14:37:05 (36 views)
- Of course it's my boat... - Shaun 2011-10-13 14:32:32 (126 views)
- I don't need to use that, I've had a vasectomy - 8Rings 2011-10-13 14:14:25 (35 views)
  - "I'm allergic to latex" - WSU Ardell 2011-10-13 14:16:05 (28 views)
- I'll use just the tip - Cooper993 2011-10-13 14:12:11 (33 views)
  - "Just the tip?" - KK22 2011-10-13 14:14:30 (44 views)
- i've actually lied about being younger to hook up with barely legal chicks, 5-10yrs younger - Dirty Sanchez 2011-10-13 14:09:16 (38 views)
- "no, i'm not drunk" - oneformula 2011-10-13 14:07:09 (35 views)
  - 2d - WSU Ardell 2011-10-13 14:09:45 (30 views)
- 3rd String QB for the San Diego Chargers. - Derek 2011-10-13 14:07:06 (34 views)
- "i will NOT shit in your vagina" - oneformula 2011-10-13 14:06:33 (33 views)
  - you miss out on the real kinky ones that way - David_TT225QC 2011-10-13 14:29:13 (34 views)
    - :( - oneformula 2011-10-13 14:29:45 (31 views)
- My divorce is final. - KK22 2011-10-13 14:05:47 (98 views)
  - was guilty of that one too. - MARK(nmtt)S5 2011-10-13 14:18:59 (34 views)
- Nice shoes.... - The Chef. 2011-10-13 14:04:10 (164 views)
  - I don't use that line to get laid but I do use that line very often to great success in getting my - David_TT225QC 2011-10-13 14:27:15 (86 views)
  - its amazing how women really care about what people think of their shoes and hair - Dirty Sanchez 2011-10-13 14:06:10 (90 views)
    - It's actually the confidence that gets them. I've used "So how do you like me so far?" as an intro - tazerproof 2011-10-13 14:08:34 (100 views)
      - Agree. When both parties are to be uncomfortable...but one not only isnt, but blatently so....  -  The Chef.  2011-10-13 14:10:29 (86 views)
        
        yup, i've done that just joking line too, when something i said backfires, haha   -  Dirty Sanchez  2011-10-13 14:11:44 (38 views)
        
        If you know you've blown it try this, it will either turn it around or you will get a good laugh...  -  imnotsean  2011-10-13 15:34:40 (47 views)
        
        point being....at best, you get NSA sex. At worst, its a perfect ice breaker.  -  The Chef.  2011-10-13 14:12:38 (71 views)
        
        Also....when you forget her name......I like this one....  -  The Chef.  2011-10-13 14:14:29 (87 views)
        
        I've used this... way too much. </bad at names>   -  StefS4  2011-10-13 14:20:42 (37 views)
        
        sometime, i'll say how do you spell your name because i suck at spelling  -  Dirty Sanchez  2011-10-13 14:17:47 (56 views)
        
        That will work. If its Kim you can always be like, I thought you said Kimmy or something...   -  The Chef.  2011-10-13 14:26:26 (32 views)
        
        Nice  -  tazerproof  2011-10-13 14:15:53 (52 views)
    - In my case... - The Chef. 2011-10-13 14:07:48 (65 views)
      - yeah, my wit and humor always reels in a woman... easily - Dirty Sanchez 2011-10-13 14:10:35 (30 views)
- I love you - Limes 2011-10-13 14:02:38 (34 views)
  - classics are classics for a reason. - tazerproof 2011-10-13 14:06:48 (29 views)
  - LOL... yeah, i forgot about that one - Dirty Sanchez 2011-10-13 14:03:26 (30 views)
- I have a gun. - JeepRage 2011-10-13 14:01:32 (75 views)
  - and it shoots blanks? - Dirty Sanchez 2011-10-13 14:02:59 (30 views)
- "it won't hurt". - Audi Junkie � 2011-10-13 13:59:32 (36 views)
- that i actually had a condom. - MARK(nmtt)S5 2011-10-13 13:58:56 (34 views)
- "Here, drink this" - tehaudi 2011-10-13 13:57:40 (36 views)
- "I'm a doctor, just lay down and I'll fill you in"... - HOPSBurner 2011-10-13 13:57:18 (38 views)
- Was at a bar and pretended I was a Delta pilot in town on a layover - jacket88 2011-10-13 13:56:38 (38 views)
- Well, this isn't a line but last week I put the moves on Mrs. David at bedtime. She said - David_TT225QC 2011-10-13 13:56:08 (214 views)
  - .... with what? - Yendor 2011-10-13 13:59:35 (39 views)
    - exactly - David_TT225QC 2011-10-13 14:00:40 (29 views)
  - Just about shoot my diet coke i was drinking out my nose....oooohhh that made me laugh. - MARK(nmtt)S5 2011-10-13 13:57:50 (39 views)
    - Lucky for me, she had the same reaction. We couldn't stop laughing for five minutes. - David_TT225QC 2011-10-13 14:01:13 (42 views)
      - thats precisely what i envisioned if i haven't had the exact situation. Ah marriage. - MARK(nmtt)S5 2011-10-13 14:03:49 (65 views)
- They're not going to press charges - Tokiman 2011-10-13 13:55:06 (36 views)
- "just suck on it for a while, it will get you in the mood" - HeartlessNomad12 2011-10-13 13:54:57 (36 views)
- I'm your brother - John Lee Pettimore 2011-10-13 13:53:51 (107 views)
  - I'm totally single. - RS41AB 2011-10-13 21:57:56 (28 views)
  - lol - snostarr 2011-10-13 15:06:41 (26 views)
  - funneh. - tazerproof 2011-10-13 14:04:00 (52 views)
  - lol - 95ninety 2011-10-13 13:54:01 (34 views)
- one of my old friend's used to say he was a fighter pilot. was gold every time - 95ninety 2011-10-13 13:53:39 (41 views)

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