we at the Department of Homeland Security have decided to change our focus from foreign terrorists to a menace of a decidedly more domestic nature. As a result, we felt some changes were in order.
I wish to reassure all Politically-Correct Americans, that every possible step is being taken to protect our newly acquired power from the grasp of this creeping evil, but we must remain ever-vigilant, or a non-liberal Democrat may win an elected office in your area at sometime in the near future. To aid in our joint struggle against these extremists, we have updated the color-alert system developed by the previous administration and will be issuing advisories along with specifics about any known threats such as VFW meetings, future "Tea Parties" or Republicans shown within striking distance in any election poll.
Right now, we remain at Threat Level Yellow, though please be advised that Fox News, talk radio and right wing blogs are considered to be at Threat Level Orange!
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The new Civil
** Obama: "They Bring a Knife...We Bring a Gun"
** Obama to His Followers: "Get in Their Faces!"
** Obama on ACORN Mobs: "I don't want to quell anger. I think people are right to be angry! I'm angry!"
** Obama to His Mercenary Army: "Hit Back Twice As Hard"
** Obama on the private sector: "We talk to these folks... so I know whose ass to kick."
** Obama to voters: Republican victory would mean "hand to hand combat"
** Obama to lib supporters: "It's time to Fight for it."
** Obama to Latino supporters: "Punish your enemies."
** Obama to democrats: "I'm itching for a fight."
** Obama -"Republicans are radical.... Their vision is radical."
** Maxine Waters- I hope they(tea party) go straight to HELL"
** Union Boss Hoffa- "Take the son of bitches OUT"
** Village Voice Critic Calls For Mass Murder of NY Billionaires
** Maher: Palin Would ‘F–k’ Rick Perry If He Was Black
** Actor Orlando Jones "If liberals want respect they better sttop listening to Aretha and kill Sara Palin "
**Democrat Congressman Bennie Thompson (D-MS) says FOX News is the enemy.
**Bill Maher Tweets "Jesus Just F**ked Tebow" on Christmas Eve
**Maher: Palin Would 'F–k' Rick Perry If He Was Black ...
** Maher- Palin is a "dumb twat" and a "cxnt ...
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Lincoln
“Posterity might look up again to the Declaration of Independence, and take courage to renew the battle which their fathers began, so that truth, and justice and mercy, and all the humane and Christian virtues might not be extinguished from the land; so that no man would hereafter dare to limit and circumscribe the great principles on which the temple of liberty was being built."