Current:
-2005 Lotus Elise, Chrome Orange/Black, Sport Package, Von Hep exhaust, rear panel delete, micro-mirror, back window tint, de-snorkeled, high flow filter, Sector 111 Katana supercharger/Gotham tuned ECU by CharlieX, Sector 111 harness bar, Schroth Profi II ASM 4 point harness---240hp, 1,950lbs.

-2008 Mazda 3, Black on Black, touring package.

-1995 Volkswagen Passat Wagon, VR6

Previous, but will always miss:
2002 1.8T 225 TTQC Black/Aviator
2007 A3 2.0T Brilliant Red/Black



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